May 2012
16 posts
Who will I be past 23?
I turn twenty four in less than three hours, so obviously it is time for me to ramble a little bit about who I am and who I want to be… Maybe a little bit about who I was.
2011-2012 was really a great year for me. Twenty three, you were mild but giving. It did not go unnoticed that I had no real crisis. I had great friends, created a new career track, met the man of any ladies dreams and...
And then I realized I definitely don’t have pants on for my food delivery…
And I really don’t want to go through the trouble. :/
Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
emilywithoutinternet:
I’ve taken to refering to a department at my store as NARNIA. Am I a nerd?
It is way nerdier that I sat and pondered for 5 minutes which department this could be.
April 2012
7 posts
Day off.
Another day off.
Hoping I can get around to packing and the like soon.
First though I have to go to the Drs and Physical therapy.
I had physical therapy once before, for close to the same reason… damn clutziness.
I remember it being kind of like torture.Does this hurt? Does this hurt? What about this, does this hurt? Kind of thing.
There is not a single packed box yet. Hopefully by the...
March 2012
11 posts
February 2012
30 posts
Sometimes I forget how much of a passion I have for the past.
Not just my own, but generally speaking.
I have this almost limitless space in my mind for facts about what used to be.
And at only 23 years old I have already learned so much… Yes that sounds vain.
It’s true though… Most people don’t realize how vast my knowledge is in some ways.
But at the same time, I...
Day.
Great morning company.
Fucking awesome time on my run! Yeah. It hurts now but post work out yoga should subside pain.
Spoiling myself to new shoes and manicure. Don’t judge me.
Small healthy awesome lunch.
Feeling fucking fantastic!
:D
Days off are a beautiful thing.
Rant
// when someone tells you they are insecure it is probably not a great idea to list all their faults immediately after.
Damn.
