March 2010
166 posts
February 2010
158 posts
Seriously there could not be much more suspense around a friggen music video.
What’s up sore throat? Welcome back fucker.
i reaaallly need to get over being so annoyed by people posting facebook statuses about their significant others. it should not bother me as much as it does. but ewww. seriously. 5 years and 6 months?
coming fucking on people.
I just searched my name in Whit’s tumblr and it cheered me up lots.
That girl is so rad.
And so one of my best friends.
It’s really scary to put yourself out there after you have had your heart broken.
uzziel to amanda: yeah, you’re really popular downstairs.
amanda to uzziel: really, I dont know why?
customer to uzziel: cause she has a p*ssy.
No joke.
Many customers don’t understand why they cannot have a cone inside the parlor, so here is the official answer: it’s an old school soda fountain etiquette thing. For the same reason we wouldn’t serve you coffee in a paper cup while in the restaurant, or your meal on a paper plate: cones are a “to…
I work @ a fro-yo shop and get the same complaint alllll the time. My answer is usually, because yogurt in a cone would be gross. Seriously. It would be.
I just accidentelly drank four shots of espresso. And got an awesome hug.
Celebrate! Rejoice 2nite little monsters! The album you believed in #THE FAME is officially DIAMOND CERTIFIED WORLDWIDE! 10,000,054 copies!
Wowza.